CLASSIFIED SUSIE

(Steel/Dangerfield)

From LP "Alternative Chartbusters"

Pretty housewife, twenty-one
Interested in daytime fun
AC/DC...she’s not choosy
 
Any place now, yours or hers
Nine till five her husband works
Got a new vibrator, she wants to use it
AC DC... she’s not choosy
 
Will return, same day, photographs you send her
She can handle, threesomes foursomes, but no conventions
 
Contact Susie... classified Susie
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Pretty housewife twenty-one
Interested in daytime fun
AC/DC... She’s not choosy
 
Any method, any style
Any colour, any size
Got a new vibrator, she wants to use it
AC DC... she’s not choosy
 
Will return same day photographs you send her
She can handle... threesomes foursomes, but no correction