PISTOL WHIPPING MOMMA

(Steel/Dangerfield/Plain)

From LP “Punk Rock Menopause”

Pistol whipping momma, you sure look good to me
Pistol whipping momma, tell me how it’s possible,
Possible you fail to see?
I’m always trying to be a good boy,
I never wanna let you down but the more I try,
The more it seems I keep looking like some kind of clown
 
Pistol whipping momma, it’s time to put your guns away
Pistol whipping momma, tell me why it is,
How come you have to act this way
What’s the point of being a good girl,
When good girls don’t appeal to me
And what’s the point of being a good boy,
When good boys just ain’t your scene
 
So the rain keeps falling down on me
Why does it have to be, it’s a mystery
And the sun never shines on you and me
Why does it have to be, it’s a mystery
 
Ooh, you can do a lot worse than keeping your knickers clean
Why don’t you check out your back yard baby?
I think you know what, what I mean
 
So let the rain keep pouring down on you and me
That’s the way it’s meant to be
It’s no mystery
 
And if the sun never shines on you and me
Then that’s the way it’s meant to be
It’s no mystery to me